MyPillow CEO’s Cyber Symposium Is Already a Deranged Circus

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of pillows and crack
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Pushed many a pillow and my faith

I was ‘round when Donald Trump
Had his tantrum of rage and pain
Made damn sure that Rudy
Pulled his chram and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
What is the cyber in my game

I stuck around St Paul Minn
When I made a call for a change
Slimed Dominion and their machines
Security experts screamed in vain

I made a stank
Sued a voter data bank
When the Capitol riot raged
And those losers tanked

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
What is the cyber in my game, oh yeah

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